Light Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleThe Almost Naked Truth
I love this headline: “Mother, 29, who ran through hotel naked ‘after her friend stole her pants’ is slapped with an obscenity charge.” Not only did it make me laugh, but it reminded me of my own...
View ArticleHappy “Take A Cruise Day!” (Limerick)
For some inexplicable reason, today’s “Take A Cruise Day,” which is my excuse for this limerick: While a fellow was off on a cruise, He smoked grass and kept knocking back booze. “When I’m seasick,” he...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: LAID or MISLAID or DELAYED at the end of...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: CAB at the end of Line 1 or 2 or 5
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: RAIL or DERAIL at the end of any one line
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleDalliance With Delay (Limerick)
In case you’re wondering, Mark has NEVER had to say this to me: Please don’t dally; you’re wasting our time. We are late, so stop playing with rhyme. Stare at RhymeZone tonight, Or we’ll miss our damn...
View ArticleWage Madness (Limerick)
The driver made such a loud fuss Over new jitney wages, each cuss As he bitched about pay Could be heard blocks away… So the man was thrown under the bus.
View ArticleExit Interruptus
We were packed and all ready to jet To a beachfront resort, when “Not yet,” Said my wife. “I must go Get my hair curled by Flo.” Hours later: “Let’s leave. I’m all set.” (For the record, I don’t have a...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: STRAIN at the end of any one line...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
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